The Disenchanted! Fairytale Princesses Imagine Their Real Housewives Taglines
November 20th, 2014
by Josh Ferri
The new musical Disenchanted! offers adult audiences a hilarious look at what it’s really like to be part of a certain squeaky mouse’s “princess posse.” Fairytale favorites like Snow White and Cinderella have escaped their stories and are telling it as it is.
Now when BroadwayBox caught up with the royals, we couldn’t help but be reminded of another kind of modern princess who on the surface has it all, but perhaps really doesn't: Bravo’s Real Housewives of Anywhere. We asked each of the princesses what their opening tagline would be if Disenchanted!’s Snow White, Ariel, etc were on The Real Housewives.
Michelle Knight as Snow WhiteSkin white as snow, lips cherry red, if you get in my way I’ll punch you in the head.
Soara-Joye Ross as The Princess Who Kissed the FrogThere’s a new princess in town and she is ready to take the stage.
Jen Bechter as Sleeping BeautyI woke up like this.
Lulu Picart as Hua MulanSisters doing it for themselves. I got this. I got this all by myself.
Alison Burns as The Little MermaidMy name is Ariel, and drinking is my therapy.
Becky Gulsvig as CinderellaIs this where I am supposed to put my tagline?...
Disenchanted! runs at the Theatre at St. Clements beginning November 26.