It Wouldn’t Be Christmas Without Half a Dozen “Hard Candy Christmas” Videos

December 25th, 2015 by

It Wouldn’t Be Christmas Without Half a Dozen “Hard Candy...

It's not officially Christmas until you listened to a bunch of hookers with big hair sing "Hard Candy Christmas", the twisted holiday track from the Tony-nominated musical Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, and no one does it like Dolly and the girls from the 1982 film.

And since it's a a weird mix of showtune and Christmas song, here are half a dozen (or so) covers to get you into the holiday spirit.

Andy Mientus (Spring Awakening)

Keala Settle (Waitress), Adrienne Warren (Shuffle Along), & Jenn Colella

Jessica Vosk (Fiddler)

Levi Kreis

Rachel Lee at The Joe Iconis Christmas Spectacular

Cyndi Lauper (Kinky Boots)

Kelly Clarkson (No Broadway connection but she’s coming eventually)